Semantics by John E. Donovan

Call a woman a kitten, but never a cat;
You can call her amouse, cannot calle her a rat;
Call a woman a chiken, but never a hen;
Or you surely willnot be her caller again.

You can call her a duck, cannot call her a goose;
You can call her a deer, but never a moose;
you can call her a lamb, but never a sheep;
Economic she lives, but you can't call her a cheap.

You can say she's a vision, can't say she's a sight;
A no woman's skinny, she's slender and slight.
If she should burn you up, say she sets you afire,
And you'll always be welcome, you trickly old liar.